1999-03, words & music by H. LANGE

I SAY I'M SORRY ABOUT MY BODY - I SAY I'M SORRY ABOUT MY FACE - I AM SO SORRY 'CAUSE I'M UGLY - I HAVE TO HIDE ME IN THIS CASE

WE HAVE TO HIDE YOU IN A CASE

I HAD NO GIRL 'CAUSE I'M NO BEAUTY - I HAD NO BOY 'CAUSE I'M NO POOF (HE'S NO POOF) - I HAVE NO WORK 'CAUSE I AM LAZY - AND MY HOME HAS NO ROOF

THE UGLIEST MAN OF THE WORLD, THE UGLIEST MAN OF THE WORLD - BUT WE LIKE HIM - 'CAUSE EV'RYBODY LIKES ME, EV'RYBODY LIKES ME
THE UGLIEST MAN OF THE WORLD, THE UGLIEST MAN OF THE WORLD - SO WE LIKE HIM - 'CAUSE EV'RYBODY NEEDS ME, EV'RYBODY NEEDS ME

I AM PROUD 'CAUSE I AM UGLY - I AM IMPORTANT IN THIS WORLD - NO ONE ELSE WANTS TO BE LIKE ME - BUT THEY NEED SOMEONE TO HURT

THE UGLIEST MAN OF THE WORLD ...

HE'S TOO UGLY, I DON'T WANT TO HAVE A MAN LIKE THIS - YES HE'S UGLY, I HAVEN'T SEEN SOMETHING LIKE THIS BEFORE - YES I'M SURE, IT'S THE UGLIEST THING OF THE WORLD - HE'S TOO UGLY, A LIVING JOKE

THE UGLIEST MAN OF THE WORLD ...
THE UGLIEST MAN OF THE WORLD ...